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Retired July '98
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Jason Sobel

Me Jobel, master of interstellar space. Actually, the name's Jason Sobel, though nobody calls me Jason;Jay, Jase, Sobel, Jobel, Butthead... anything will do. I intend on taking over the world one day and restoring society after Teri turns Earth into a planet of mindless drones. I've always wanted to go to Australia. I love all water sports such as water skiing, snorkeling, scuba diving, tubing, whatever. Only other sport I participate in is snow skiing.

Theater is awesome and I plan on becoming so famous that I have an effect on society like Bill and Ted do. Right now I'm struggling to survive senior year at Loomis Chaffee in Windsor, CT, but next year I'm gonna work my groove at Brown University in Providence, RI.

I'm extremely uncoordinated and tend to trip over lines in my tiling.

That's it, how do I turn this thing off?