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All I ever needed to know, I learned from anime.....

If anyone knows who wrote this list, please let me know. I'd like to give them credit for it, y'know?

1. Japanese missiles never shoot straight.

2. The enemy woman who shoots better than you is the one you will marry.

3. Over kill is more fun....

4. The bad guy has the coolest music.

5. You'll always be outnumbered.

6. Your own personal hero will die early.

7. You can never have too many mechs.

8. Nobody pays attention to physics anyway.

9. You'll always know someone related to the bad guy.

10. Hollywood was right about inexhaustible ammunition.

11. No matter how many safety options there are, you'll still bump your head.

12. Fancy martial arts may not accomplish anything...But it sure looks good.

13. You can always get a date with the girl in the red mech.

14. Only the bad guys are missing an eye.

15. The hero dates the vestal virgin.

16. You never have to pay for repairs.

17. Explosions are always circles.

18. No matter how wild your bangs are, you can always see through them.

19. Everyone jumps really far..........


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